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A Parade of Horribles

AN INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER - It's off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series--featuring bonus material exclusive to this print edition.

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  • The Sip: Cinnamon-spiced cocoa
  • The Cookie: Snickerdoodle
  • The Cozy: Travel throw, reading pillow or escape-ready nook
As chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they're forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon. 

Races. Get from point A to point B, and don't come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little too normal, a little too simple. 

Ignore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don't listen to those whispers about what's happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls A Parade of Horribles. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it "a coming-out party for the ages." 

Everything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.

Carl hates that it's business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do. 

So Carl is planning a party of his own. It's a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can't even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it's not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they've ever been. 

Includes part eight of the exclusive bonus story "Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret."
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Matt Dinniman

Matt Dinniman is a bestselling author known for fast-paced science fiction, fantasy, and LitRPG that combines outrageous humor, high-stakes action, imaginative world-building, and surprisingly emotional storytelling. His work often takes familiar gaming mechanics—levels, quests, achievements, and increasingly impossible challenges—and turns them into unpredictable adventures where survival is never guaranteed.

Dinniman is best known for the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* series, which follows Carl and his ex-girlfriend’s prize-winning Persian cat, Princess Donut, after Earth is transformed into a deadly, entertainment-driven dungeon crawl watched by an enormous intergalactic audience. The series has developed a devoted following for its blend of absurd comedy, brutal consequences, memorable characters, and satire.

For readers who want their fantasy chaotic, funny, violent, and nearly impossible to put down, Dinniman offers an unconventional reading experience. Beneath the monsters, loot, and ridiculous situations are stories about friendship, loyalty, exploitation, resilience, and what people are willing to become when surviving the next level is the only option.

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